Greetings Fellow Anons, Supporters, and Oppressors Worldwide:
The diplomatic crisis of North Korea has come to our attention, however, even more so, the oppression of the North Korean people by the tyrant Kim Jong-Un has become increasingly more grave. We have decided we must act. The people of North Korea lack even the simplest aspects of cyber freedom. There is no Internet in North Korea but the Intranet. And the Intranet is state-censored, which means e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. is about the grandness of North Korea. In other words, it is filled to the brims with other bullshit. We will not stand back and watch as the world lets the atrocities in North Korea take place. So, we have taken up arms against them, our lasers are charged, and our cannons are aimed. The Flickr and Twitter pages of the North Korean propaganda agencies have been hacked and taken down by the forces sailing alongside our freedom cruise. The time to act is now, the time to stand up for the people of North Korea is now. We must if we are to fight ever again for the freedom of the people of this Earth. The. Time. Is. Now. Arise, my friends!
Stay strong and Rise Up In Rebellion, We Must Fight.
-The Royal Anon